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You may or not have come across our modest polemic on the sheer ugliness of so much contemporary business language - typified by those rightly-derided made-up names: Innogy, Invensys, Lattice, Visteon, Viridian and so on. Well, bringing up young kids brings you face to face with the precise opposite: natural appreciation for the rhythms, the poetry to be found in the everyday spoken word. 

It don't mean a thing...
I think she was about four when she first brought home a one-potato-two-potato we'd never come across, but which is now by all accounts a commonplace in playgrounds throughout the land:

Ip dip doo
The cat's got flu
The dog's got chickenpox
And out goes you

If it ain't got that swing
Wonderful stuff! Once heard, how could you ever forget it? And how much of today's corporate communications would pass that test? Mind you, we'd be happier if she would forget the latest one she picked up from 'the big girls' on holiday - aged six:

Oo ah
I lost my bra
I think I musta left it
In my boyfriend's car

Ah, the innocence of childhood, eh? 

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Kind regards


Alan Paterson
ampers&
020 7379 5869
www.wherewordswork.com

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