Well, it's been quite a month. During which we have learned, among other things, that:
The electromagnetic field surrounding all the mains wiring in your house can, using a simple plug-in unit, be subtly tweaked to a frequency that drives mice and rats completely bonkers and, ultimately, away
There are over 10 million disabled people in the UK. Very few, however, claim any of the rights to which the Disability Discrimination Act entitles them, since very few consider themselves 'disabled'
Informational museum signs are best kept to around 80 words apiece: fewer, and it's hard to say anything worth saying, but many more and the average person either won't bother reading, or will take so long that you'll start getting logjams
Interesting. At least we think so. And these little snippets from just three of the jobs brought in by our new year's sale: a tube poster (for which we charged just £150); a poster, press ad & leaflet (£600 all told); and a corporate brochure (£750). We'd be happy to discuss the like with you, though for fees at that level you would of course have to wait about eleven months or so. Having said which, we're always amenable to discounts for 'interesting'...
Kind regards
Alan Paterson